Personal stats
Name: “Hann” Zhang Yaohan
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Class: Assassin
Location: Canada
Ethnicity: Chinese
Are you eligible to work in Canada? Yes
Likes: Film making, photography, geek pop culture, creative writing, polyglotism, interior design, graphic design, video games, gadgets, music, TV shows, movies
Dislikes: Rude people, dogs, gossip
Quote: “Can I get that with no cheese?”
In my own words
I’m just a randomly humorous, Chinese guy. I’m a geek, gadget-phile, and self-diagnosed OCPD (Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder or Ontario Central Police Department?). I’m not a jock, player, or Harvard intellectual. I enjoy watching geeky TV series/movies, parkour, cycling, healthy living, trying out different kinds of cuisine, accomplishing personal goals, keeping organization and order, cranking the music up, and perusing shopping malls. My friends make fun of me for drinking boiled water. I dislike rudeness, slimy food, horror movies that are gory instead of scary, spelling/grammatical errors, insects, and technology that fails for no explainable reason. I like awesome design, random humor, and potent quotables. I’d like to try rock climbing. I have fears of vomiting and deep bodies of water. I’m slowly getting over my fear of heights. I have a high moral and ethics standard.
Favorites
Hobbies: film making, photography, geek pop culture, creative writing, polyglotism, graphic design, music composition, humor
Music: Steve Jablonsky, Brian Tyler, Bear McCreary, Ramin Djawadi, Hans Zimmer, Nine Inch Nails, BT, Kaskade, Madeon, Samantha James, deadmau5, Lights, Little Boots, M83, Skrillex, Joe Satriani, All That Remains, Five Finger Death Punch, Bullet For My Valentine, In This Moment, Avenged Sevenfold, Delerium, Orgy, Slipknot, Ozzy Osbourne, Atreyu, Silent Civilian, Sanctity, Evanescence, Within Temptation, Story Of The Year, Papa Roach, Hey Monday, Childish Gambino, Madonna, Kylie Minogue, Emilie-Claire Barlow, The Cure, Depeche Mode, The Lonely Island, Weird Al Yankovic, KOTOKO, OLIVIA, Shibasaki KOU, YUI, ClariS, Jolin Tsai, Sammi Cheng
TV Shows: Friends, Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, Arrow, Police Squad, Community, Chuck, New Girl, The Big Bang Theory, Eureka, Warehouse 13, The Newsroom, Firefly, How I Met Your Mother, Sherlock, Smallville, Star Trek Voyager, Once Upon a Time, Stargate Universe, Young Justice, Futurama, Avatar The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Bravest Warriors, Adventure Time, Transformers, Serial Experiments Lain, Azumanga Daiou, Keroro Gunsou, School Rumble, Joshikousei Girl’s High, Minami-ke, Ranma 1/2, Log Horizon, Bakemonogatari, Kill La Kill, Oreimo, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Shinryaku! Ika Musume, Yuru Yuri, Non Non Biyori, Onegai Teacher, Onegai Twins, Scrapped Princess, Sword Art Online, Rosario To Vampire, Densha Otoko, Hana Yori Dango, Shimokita Glory Days, Attention Please, Long Vacation, Kekkon Dekinai Otoko, Toukyou Wankei, Toshishita No Otoko
Movies: Transformers The Movie, National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1, Spaceballs, Hot Shots!, Hot Shots Part Deux, The Naked Gun (Trilogy), True Lies, Iron Man, TRON Legacy, Pacific Rim, Man of Steel, Transformers (2007), Watchmen, Tomb Raider, The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy, Equilibriium, She’s The Man, The Holiday, Music And Lyrics, The House Bunny, Ong Bak, Tom Yum Goong, Chocolate, Dodgeball, Wedding Crashers, Doctor Strange, Wonder Woman, The Pink Panther, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Shoot ‘Em Up, Zack And Miri Make A Porno
Books: Azumanga Daiou, Yotsuba To, Keroro Gunsou, Nodame Cantabile, Hayate No Gotoku, Kimi No Todoke, Yamato Nadeshiko Shichihenge, Sakigake!! Cromartie Koukou, Asatte Dance, Girls Bravo, Mahou Sensei Negima!, Pastel, Suzuka, Yubisaki Milk Tea, Shinshi Doumei Cross, Beauty Pop, Hikaru No Go, Ai Yori Aoshi, Comic Party, One Piece, Battle Club